Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A bunch of blondes walk into a resteraunt chanting”28 days 28 days it only took us 28 days!”everyone is wondering why they are chanting and celebrating.Finaly when the blondes are fixing to leave a waitor comes up and asks them,”Why were you chanting and celebrating?”and one of the blondes replies”We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!”
Thirty minutes of begging.
What did 3 blondes say when they walk in to a bar?
Ow that hurt!!!!!!!!
There is a blonde burnet and a red head in the third grade. Which do you think has the bigger boobs??��
The blonde because she is 18.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell – he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a light bulb?
She doesn’t know � she’s used to screwing other things.
Did you here about the blonde who called tech support because when she typed in her password, all she got were little stars?–Submitted by pump67
A blonde walks into a hair dresser with a walkman on. She tells the guy to cut whatever he wants just as long as he cuts around the headphones. So the guy says cool until he runs into a problem, he says “Ms.?” “Ms.?” Finally he just takes them off and the blonde drops dead!!
He puts the headphones on and he hears “BREATHE IN…..BREATHE OUT…..BREATHE IN…..BREATHE OUT.”