Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near her put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue …
He has a small piece of brain lodged in his skull
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It was all so different before everything changed.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Your photographs do you an injustice. They all look like you!
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am