What do you call a gay dentist?
- A tooth fairy.
Who was bigger… Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Her baby was a little Bigger!
A guy decides it’s time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.
Q: Which one did he marry?
A: The one with the big boobs.
What is old and wrinkled and hangs out your shorts?
- Your mother.
What’s the easiest thing to get into but hard to get out of??
Trouble.
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re dead.
What kind of car does a midget drive?
A minivan.
What’s gross?
Two twins conjoined at the tongue.
What’s grosser than that?
One of them throws up.
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long oneMichael J. Fox has a short oneMadonna doesn’t have one andBill Clinton uses his a lot What is “it”?A last name!Now what were you thinking?
Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
A: Naked and screaming, like the rest of us.