In the vestry of a New England church: “Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”On a roller coaster: “Watch your head.”On the grounds of a public school: “No trespassing without permission.”On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”
Notice in a dry cleaner’s window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
At a number of military bases:
“Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
Outside a Church:
Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!
Want ad:
“Three year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.”
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.
03
Jun
On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:…
Posted by: admin / Category: signs of our timesOn the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:
Do not turn over.
Classified Ad:
Georgia Peaches
California Grown
89 Cents Lb.
On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
- Sisters of Mercy”
A bumper sticker:
Horn broken. Watch for finger.