Laughster

yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld

yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”"

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

your momma so old when she breast feeds she gives powdered milk.

Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo mamma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they told her no pros allowed.

Your Mamma is sooo stupid that when God was giving out brains, she thought he was giving out shakes, so she asked for a thick one!

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!” “Oh my gaaad….”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, “Where’s my Rolex?”

YO MOMMA IS SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES !

That joke was so funny me and yo mamma both fell outa bed!

Yo mamma is so dumb she thought a pizza inn was a hotel.