Yo Mama’s so fat, her dog can only see her face when she sit’s down to eat.
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -
(one at a time please!!!!!!)
Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said “Sorry ma’am no professionals”"
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Your Momma so Fat Wen she put on a yellow raincoat people think shes a taxi…
Yo mama went to Weight Watchers and the only thing she lost was $19.95…
yo momma teeth is so spreaded apart she tried to bite a cheese burger and missed.
Yo mama so poor, she has to break into someone’s house to get what she needs.
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come
back to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?
your mamma so big she pokes two holes in a hefty bag and attaches a ratchet strap for a g-string