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		<title>YO MOMMA JOKES</title>
		<description><![CDATA[yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo momma so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/yo-momma-jokes/</link>
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		<title>Yo mama so tubby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/yo-mama-so-tubby/</link>
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		<title>Momma so old</title>
		<description><![CDATA[your momma so old when she breast feeds she gives powdered milk.]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/momma-so-old/</link>
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		<title>Dog Days</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room. When the first dog asks the second dog what he&#8217;s in for, he answers, &#8220;My master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I soiled it, so now I&#8217;ve been brought here to be put to sleep. So what [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/dog-days-2/</link>
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		<title>The Cruise!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three friends &#8212; two straight guys and a gay guy &#8212; and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned. They each had to come before St. Peter to be admitted into heaven. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/the-cruise-2/</link>
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		<title>It was so cold last winter &#8230; (How cold was&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was so cold last winter &#8230; (How cold was it?) &#8230; that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/it-was-so-cold-last-winter-how-cold-was/</link>
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		<title>River crossing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three men walking through the woods get lost and find themselves at a raging river. As night begins to fall the men turn to prayer. 1st man: Dear God, please help me to cross this river. A rubber raft appears and the man paddles and fights his way across taking five hours. 2nd man: Dear [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/river-crossing-3/</link>
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		<title>Manolo se encontraba puliendo un</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Manolo se encontraba puliendo un poste de metal con un paï¿½uelo. En eso llega Venancio: &#8220;ï¿½Por quï¿½ estï¿½s haciendo eso?&#8221; Manolo le contesta enseï¿½ï¿½ndole la cabeza: &#8220;ï¿½Quï¿½ no ves el chichote que tengo?&#8221; &#8220;ï¿½Hombre! ï¿½Y eso quï¿½ tiene que ver?&#8221; &#8220;Es que el doctor me dijo que me limpiara en el sitio donde me golpeï¿½&#8221;.]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/manolo-se-encontraba-puliendo-un/</link>
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		<title>The Boy Who Wrote To God</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god: How Long is 1 million years to you? God replies 1 second. The Boy asked God: How much is 1 million dallors to you? God replies 1 penny. Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny. God replies&#8230;sure, &#8220;gimme 1 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/the-boy-who-wrote-to-god/</link>
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		<title>18 Kids in the Family</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of &#8220;looming&#8221; retirement. While one guy had lots of hobbies. The other fellow had no hobbies, and was rather concerned about being set loose with nothing to do. The first guy suggested his friend go visit his kids. The man said, &#8220;Well, I only have two kids, but I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://laughster.co.uk/2010/08/18-kids-in-the-family/</link>
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